Chicken Walk Simulator 2

You've had an exciting year! (click: "exciting")[Rachel and Kevin moved into a house with so many squirrels] (click: "squirrels")[and then it started raining so the ground was all wet] (click: "wet") [and every time you ran around outside they had to wipe precious mud off your paws] (click: "precious mud")[and also every once in a while the lawn mowers come and make loud noises] (click: "noises")[Time for a [[vacation]]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenPee.jpg" height="400px">') [[kick->kick]] [[Kick->kick]] [[kICK->kick]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenKick.gif" height="400px">') (set: $territories to $territories + 1) (text-colour:green)[''Territories claimed: $territories''] (set: $lastPassage to (history: where its tags does not contain "noreturn")'s last) (if: $lastPassage is "deMiloPiss")[(link-goto: "back", "raphael")]\ (else:)[(link-goto: "back", $lastPassage)]

{  (set: $typewriterPos to 1)  |typewriterOutput>[]  (live: 15ms)[  (append: ?typewriterOutput)[(print: $typewriterText's $typewriterPos)]  (set: $typewriterPos to it + 1)  (if: $typewriterPos is $typewriterText's length + 1)[ (stop:) ] ] }

(set: $imgPath to "assets/img/")

(set: $imgPath to "/Users/Kevin/Pictures/cws2/.assets/img/") (set: $audioPath to "/Users/Kevin/Pictures/cws2/.assets/audio/")

{ (track: 'bgmusic', 'playwhenpossible') }

bgmusic: https://archive.org/download/la-marseillaise_202312/la-marseillaise.mp3

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenTitle.gif" height="500px" class="fullImg">') [[start->Begin]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenVacation.png" height="400px">') (link: "you've earned it")[(goto: "louvre entrance")]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'louvreEntrance.jpeg" height="500px">') Ahh the french—you used Rachel's credit card to score a sweet deal on a flight to Paris (the city of lights) and are ready to immerse yourself in an art histoy experience that you'll never forget (link: "piss on the Louvre")[(goto: "piss")] [[get immersed]]

the hustle and bustle of all the art enthusiasts and tourists is intoxicating—what splendors are in store for you? (if: $croissant is not true)[[sniff around for food]] (if: $tour is not true)[[take a tour]] (if: $explore is not true)[[explore on your own]] (if: (history:) contains "sniff around for food" or "take a tour" or "explore on your own")[[go home->returnHome]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenSniff.gif" height="400px">') (set: $croissant to true)You can't witness the splendors on an empty stomach! You're sure one of these tourists has been careless enough to drop something tasty on the ground (click-goto: "something tasty", "croissant")

(set: $tour to true)You notice a small group forming in the entrance, pamphlets in hand, looking eager to learn. A docent holds a small microphone hooked into a speaker on his belt. [[join the tour]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenWalk.gif" height="500px" class="fullImg">') (set: $explore to true) (live: 17s)[(go-to: "deMiloPiss")]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'croissant.png" height="400px">') Doth thine eyes deceive thee? Heaven's light glistens off of its flaky folds—its buttery sheen beckons you into a golden embrace. C'est le pain du plaisir ❤️ (click-goto: "pain", "lick croissant")

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenLickCroissant.gif" height="400px">') [[bon appetit mon amie->get immersed]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'docentMad.png" height="400px">') "Ah am sorry monsieur but zis tour eez for 'umans ONLY, and not, how you say, les STINKY DOGS" (click: "'umans ONLY")[You do not like this foolish man's attitude one bit! Maybe you can trick him.] (click: "trick")[if only you had some kind of [[disguise...]]]

(if: $glasses is true and $pipe is not true and $beret is not true)[ (print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsGlasses.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if: $glasses is not true and $pipe is true and $beret is not true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsPipe.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if:$glasses is not true and $pipe is not true and $beret is true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsBeret.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if:$glasses is true and $pipe is not true and $beret is true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsBeretGlasses.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if:$glasses is not true and $pipe is true and $beret is true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsBeretPipe.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if:$glasses is true and $pipe is true and $beret is not true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsGlassesPipe.png" height="400px">')]\ (else-if:$glasses is true and $pipe is true and $beret is true)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'touristsGlassesPipeBeret.png" height="400px">')]\ (else:)[(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'tourists.png" height="400px">')] You've been training for this kind of heist, and Rachel cut your nails before you left so you can tiptoe around these marble floors without being betrayed by a constant ''click clack'' (if: $pipe is not true)[[borrow the pipe]] (if: $glasses is not true)[[borrow the glasses]] (if: $beret is not true)[[borrow the beret]] (if: ($beret is true) and ($pipe is true) and ($glasses is true))[[you're sufficiently disguised->disguisedTour]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'grabBeret.png" height="400px">') (set: $beret to true)"don't tell a soul!" says the rat [[back->disguise...]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'grabPipe.png" height="400px">') (set: $pipe to true)"Ceci n'est pas une pipe!" says the woman [[back->disguise...]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'grabGlasses.png" height="400px">') (set: $glasses to true)"mes lunettes!" says the child [[back->disguise...]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenDisguise.png" height="400px">') This is what the french call [[a serve->tourStart]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'docentHappy.png" height="400px">') "ah oui monsieur, right zis way, ze tour ees about to begin!" What a [[dumbass->tour1]]!

(live: 10s)[(stop:)[[somebody shut this guy up!->barkTour]]] (set: $typewriterText to "In 1682, Louis XIV chose the Palace of Versailles for his household, leaving the Louvre primarily as a place to display the royal collection, including, from 1692, a collection of ancient Greek and Roman sculpture. In 1692, the building was occupied by the Académie des Inscriptions et Belles-Lettres and the Académie Royale de Peinture et de Sculpture, which in 1699 held the first of a series of salons. The Académie remained at the Louvre for 100 years. During the French Revolution, the National Assembly decreed that the Louvre should be used as a museum to display the nation's masterpieces. The museum opened on 10 August 1793 with an exhibition of 537 paintings, the majority of the works being royal and confiscated church property. Because of structural problems with the building, the museum was closed from 1796 until 1801. The collection was increased under Napoleon and the museum was renamed Musée Napoléon, but after Napoleon's abdication, many works seized by his armies were returned to their original owners. The collection was further increased during the reigns of Louis XVIII and Charles X, and during the Second French Empire the museum gained 20,000 pieces. Holdings have grown steadily through donations and bequests since the Third Republic. The collection is divided among eight curatorial departments: Egyptian Antiquities; Near Eastern Antiquities; Greek, Etruscan, and Roman Antiquities; Islamic Art; Sculpture; Decorative Arts; Paintings; Prints and Drawings. The Musée du Louvre contains more than 380,000 objects and displays 35,000 works of art in eight curatorial departments with more than 60,600 square metres (652,000 sq ft) dedicated to the permanent collection. The Louvre exhibits sculptures, objets d'art, paintings, drawings, and archaeological finds. At any given point in time, approximately 38,000 objects from prehistory to the 21st century are being exhibited over an area of 72,735 square metres (782,910 sq ft). With over 7.8 million visitors in 2022, the Louvre is the world's most-visited museum." ) (display: "Typewriter")

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenAngy.png" height="400px">') This docent is grinding your gears—you lose your composure and [[bark->startledDocent]] at him

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'docentMad.png" height="400px">') "Mon dieux!" says the docent. "Zis is no 'uman, but a dog! Guards!" [[time to skedaddle!]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenChase.gif" height="500px" class="fullImg">') (live: 10s)[(go-to: "escape")]

You are much quicker than these guards, and manage to escape! Well the tour was a bust, but that doesn't mean your [[adventure->get immersed]] is over

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'portraitWithAFriend.png" height="400px">') This painting by Raphael catches your eye. They look like friends! There's a warmth to this one that reminds you of [[home->thinkHome]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenThink.png" height="400px">') You miss Rachel and Kevin, they must miss you terribly. Nobody is here to give you your mochi or rub your tummy. You wish they were [[here->mona lisa]] too

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'monaLisaCrowd.png" height="400px">') A crowd is gathered around a tiny painting of a woman with a [[curious expression->chickenMona]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'monaChicken.png" height="400px">') You are more beautiful than she is [[back->get immersed]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'chickenSleepy.png" height="400px">') All this exploring has made you so [[sleepy!]]

You miss your parents a lot (click: "parents")[Maybe it's time to [[go home]]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'takeoff.gif" height="400px">') [[au revoir!]]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'endSleep.png" height="400px">') It's good to be home :) [[start over->start]]

|text>[To Rachel,] (live: 4s)[ (replace: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[Merry christmas my love]] (stop:) ] (live: 9s)[ (replace: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[what a wonderful year it's been]] (stop:) ] (live: 14s)[ (replace: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[so many adventures]] (stop:) ] (live: 19s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many new recipes]] (stop:) ] (live: 21s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many mornings listening to records]] (stop:) ] (live: 23s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many back touches]] (stop:) ] (live: 25s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many cones]] (stop:) ] (live: 27s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many Chicken kicks]] (stop:) ] (live: 29s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many evening zoomies]] (stop:) ] (live: 31s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so many fun times with friends]] (stop:) ] (live: 33s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so much Joe Jonas speculation]] (stop:) ] (live: 35s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ so much Alex Karev]] (stop:) ] (live: 38s)[ (replace: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[I can't wait to see what the new year will bring]] (stop:) ] (live: 43s)[ (replace: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[I love you deeply and dearly 💕]] (stop:) ] (live: 46s)[ (append: ?text)[(t8n:"dissolve")[ Kevin]] (stop:) ]

(print: '<img src="' + $imgPath + 'deMiloPiss.png" height="500px">') [[k i c k->kick]]

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